Real and Untouched

This knock knock joke wins first prize. Amazing.

Here is the knock knock joke that wins second place. I actually used this one once on a friend. He liked me a lot after that. We were besties.

create your own visited states map

I love the nice little hole in the middle of the US that I have yet to visit. At least I have covered the East coast. Maybe I should plan a trip through the northern states, then go from montana to Alaska, then come back down to Cali, and then through the midwest... Yeah, I'll do that sometime. Sweetness.