While I was reading some review of Snakes on a Plane (henceforth known as SoaP), I fell in love with this comment on the article. I know it's a little long, but please... it's an instant classic.
I thought Harry would know better than to see this movie and endorse such 'Snakes are Evil, let's kill them' mentality. I hope he just has the intelligence enough not to be taken in by this propoganda and believe the message of the film which is that Snakes are evil and should be killed. I hope that other people who see it won't be sucked in by this too. I won't be seeing it as I know what message t will create, and I won't support or financially back it up. The reason why? You know this will do for the Snake population what Jaws did for Sharks - it will kill off huge percentages of it!! This is yet another ignorant example of Hollywood stupidity portraying Snakes in the wrong light and as vicious evil killers of humans and nothing else, which is entirely untrue by my first hand experience and knowledge of them. The fact that such a 'tough mother*****er' and ego headed ignorant actor as Samuel L Jackson is endorsing this idea is another insult to my intelligence and absolutely infuriates me. But most of all it just makes me very very sad. I am very very sad, that people will see Snakes demonised by this film, and therefore it will encourage hurting, hunting and culling of Snakes as a result, wether it be in America or South America or Australia etc. Fear and hostility will rise toward Snakes, many species of which are already extinct because of these views, and more and more Snakes will be killed, ending many species that are already on the endangered list. I have seen this done before to other demonised animals in film. Snakes are nowhere near as cold blooded killing machines that ATTACK humans as they will be portrayed in this film. In real life, they flee when they hear the human vibrations of human footsteps from a 1000 metres away. They only attack in self defence, when they feel we are threatening them, and definitely in this instance of the film which will be horribly unaccurate, they in real life, would only flee to a cool and dark corner or part of the plane - and HIDE from us! That's right, hide from humans, not ATTACK!! I just hope that people won't be so one minded when they see this film, but I know they will, and they will see Snakes as the new 'MONSTER' movie species of this year and regard them as more 'evil' than before, and thus, it will result in more Snakes being killed, than ever before. Movies like this or so more irresponsible as aeveryone thinks that it is just a dumb fun movie that doesn't take itself seriously and is just for a laugh - which just makes it worse. It means it can exaggerate things and make the Snakes visually look even more dangerous. So therefore people who have no brains, and let's face it, many viewers of this film won't, as it is that kind of a movie (do the math, a dumb movie will have a dumb audience who will do dumb things afterwards as a result) will go out later on and fear and hate Snakes a lot more. More enough to generate a chain reaction of Snake hate in them and onto other people too, which will result in enough people going out there - and hunting and KILLING Snakes. It's the Jaws effect people. It will certianly happen in 3rd World countries anyway. It just makes me so sad, rather than angry. Please people, have some kind of sense or a brain when seeing this movie. Or just don't. See World Trade Centre instead.
1. I'm sure he was trying to sound smart when he said "World Trade Centre" at the end, but it failed. miserably. It's Center you retard.
2. About the rest of his post, I think it's safe to safe that snakes were demonized way back with Adam and Eve. Was it not a snake that tricked her into eating the apple? Sure, one might say that it was of her own will. I still say that danged snake was involved, and because the world sucks today, we should kill all snakes. Dirty little devils.
So in closing remember this: Go see snakes on a plane. It's an endorsement for killing snakes. They are making you go to Hell. For every snake on plane you kill, you are one step closer to heaven.
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